If you ever, ever watch The Hills, please read this interview with Gavin, a model that LC went out with this week.  (I especially love the discussion of “nail-polish-gate.”) 

Spoiler alert: The Hills is totally fake.  What?!?!

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Apparently in 100,000 years my ancestors will “develop lighter, smooth, hairless skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair, and even features”.  HOT.

Oh crap.  Men really might have been polygamous.

Taking a cue from This Recording, here’s a little eye candy to end your day.