Pirate's Cannonball

by Inky Lips Press

I would like to write a letter to Jennifer and Thomas Morris asking them to send me instructions as to how to throw my own “Pirate’s Cannonball.” Is it a pool party? If it is, why do they need posters? Is their pool really that big? And why are costumes only “strongly encouraged”? (I say that if you’re going to go pirate, definitely go pirate all the way.)

But congratulations to them on keeping it going for 10 years!

(Now I need to work on snagging us an invitation…)