It’s hard to find a good bro card, but my sister spotted this one at Renegade from a mile away:

Undies blank greeting card(What can I say? She thinks boy panties are hilarious.)

This would be a perfect card to send to your brother, especially if he’s still in college, like mine. (I love that red, white, and blue band.)

And, in honor of my current visit to my lovely home state of Texas:

Cactus blank greeting cardSend this one to a Texan this week. But make sure they’re from West Texas, because East Texas is actually quite green. (Did you know that?)

Cards by Gold Teeth Brooklyn: Website / Etsy (yes, they do make gold tooth charms… and yes, i know you want one.)